I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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