You can't motorboat a personality
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
