Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize