That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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