Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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