Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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