so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My liver just had a heart attack.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I am available for nakedness
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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