return my video game
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My feet surprised me
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