office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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