If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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