just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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