yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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