Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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