This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.