Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
