oh god the rape fog is back!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
His nipple licking is glorious
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