strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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Im part way to drunk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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