Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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