What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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