Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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