I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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