Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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