So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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