I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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