But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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