This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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