your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Sober January is a disaster.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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