So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize