Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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