I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i think i just lost a toe
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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