I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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