Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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