he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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