I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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