my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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