her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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