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(775): View more from Nevada

For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.

(904): View more from Florida

FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift

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(520): View more from Arizona

2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.

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(409): View more from Texas

There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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(212): View more from New York

He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night

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(254): View more from Texas

I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

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