Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN