Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."