We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.