Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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