were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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