Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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