dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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