I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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