There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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