Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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