It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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