your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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