My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
And then he peed in my hair
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