I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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