Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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