Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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