Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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