we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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