before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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