I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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