your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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